Annoying big Brother

Akki has been getting on my nerves lately! He has gone all older brotherly (again) and frustrating me so much that I want to get rid of him. Ofcourse, I dont want to kill him, I love him and couldnot imagine my life without him but would love to send him off on a long (read very long) holiday. On top of it, he has got be grounded for a week. I have spending the whole last week at home with a mission in my mind. The mission was to make Akki's life miserable for a week, so that he doesnt dare get me grounded the next time. He knows that I was reponsible for all that mess but could do nothing about it.

So, here are the few things, I did to annoy him -

-> He hates playing Shadow, I repeated everything he said.

-> When all of us were hanging around, he was talking to one of his girl friends whom he has been trying to impress. When he was looking at her and talking i put my face very close to him and tapped on his shoulder. When he turned, he got scared and dropped the glass of water on his pants. ROFL.

-> I started to say things in Spanish, which he doesnt get. Even though i said nothing bad and just 'how are you', I made it sound like I was cursing him. When he asked his friend the meaning saying I was using bad words. He was a laughing stock :D.

-> I found his naked picture as a baby and showed to all his friends (even that girl) when they were around.

-> I tossed his room upside down and blamed it on the dogs. I even made one of the dog pee in his room.

-> He is very particular about his Music collection, Obessed with it infact. He hates when some one CD's are not in its own box. So i jumbled everything. Changed all the CD's and he spent like 3 hours sorting them out :)).

-> I made my Mum cook all his unfavorite dishes telling her that he had a change of heart. I got caught after 2 days though.

-> I myself cooked his most unfavorite dish and forced him eat saying, "I cooked it for you and you wont eat", while keeping an innocent puppy face.

-> I told him that one of his friend is wating for him in a pub and he went there, there was no one there.

-> He was going to meet the girl, I called and canceled saying he isn't well and he got stood up. But when he found out, we had a huge show down and he grounded me for another week. His grounding includes, I can go out but cant hang with our usual gang. Its as good as being home :(.

Even though he fight like cats and dogs, even though we get on each others nerves, annoy each other, we love each other more than anything else. I could have never asked for someone better.

I love you Akki (he gets embarrassed when i say this ;), so one more thing to annoy him :P).